Yeah, I love you.

Who couldn't love you, all stinky and gross that you are. Like stinky, gross ass-goblins. Get out of here.

No wait! First, get your song. Then get out of here.

Made With Love, vol. 1

1 – Stampede of a Thousand Beers [made in wade mix]

Wade says he can drink a million billion beers. He says this.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555316485efce865/

2 – Ninja Vikings (And How to Feed Them) [long jon mix]

What can I say? It’s easier to make electronic music when all you got is a computer. Sure, I wanted more Asian sounds there, but then I needed more Norse stuff and, well, history gets on my nuts when it steals away so many of my wanking minutes, so I just had to settle on something harsh and dirty.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531465933ca9d8/

3 – Joe’s Beard [hairy, scary, extraordinary mix]

Every time I have a nightmare about Gruber’s beard, it always chases me to this music, each one of its follicles carrying a different item to kill me with. Once, I even saw a fucking ice cream scoop. What’s it gonna do with that?

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555314386831e014/

4 – Adam and the Magic Chocolate House [two in the pink mix]

I never told this to Adam, but this song is about the wonders of anal sex. Entirely

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555312548269bf69/

5 – My Turbo-Jet is Wet with Sweat [kristal klear mix]

Mental picture: Kris, thrusting his hips, sweat flying from his junk, spraying your face. As you can tell, I had a lot of fun making this. (This one actually hurts my ears.)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531485df6b3af6/

6 – Sex Pype [tanz franz mix]

Contrary to popular belief, Franky only SOMETIMES grabs the titty of a passed out girl.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555184628bf7e45a/

7 – Sticky Chin [rossmantic mix]

A romantic ballad of a Ross and a woman.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555346655d8671c1/

8 – Yeah, Sure (McEndowed mix)

Eric said he’d synthesize me acid with his fancy chemistry diploma. This is the theme song of trips to come.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55473964aed13de6/

9 – Schizo Suprise [skamantha mix]

My friend Sam wanted a song. She also wanted a big-ass description because a lady should be treated right and I'm a slice of dog shit and a bag of dicks for thinking it was appropriate to do such UNJUST HARM towards her, damn me to hell.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531655b8388424/

10 – Cuttington [nuhnuhnecole mix]

My friend Necole wanted a song.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/547201556b18c5a9/

11 – My Cat is Made of Metal (kimberlee stoned mix)

My friend Kimberlee would want a song. (Under debate)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531645dfd4df6f/

12 – Ninjas and Pirates are Best Friends (D&J mix)

My brother Dave and his friend, Johnny (Franky’s brother), NEED a song.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555343836d791fef/

Whoever I missed I'll do later on. Do you good.
And don't take offense. Myles isn't on there, and if I hate him, what chance does anyone have? It just means that you're a difficult person to tap into. Seek help, you weirdos.

NEWLY ADDED

The official unofficial song for Myles (til I'm able to figure out something better).

I'll Show You How The World Works

Industrial Fire, for Nathan.

My buddy Jeff goes "dude, I hassled some Gypsy into selling me some crazy two hundred dollar coffee for a twenty, and I also banged this girl in the mouth and peaced." This is why I don't sing.