Street Magik

Paint n shit

World Wide Electro

The spiritual sequel to World Wide Metal is here, this time plugging out of amps and into computers, honey. This electro is not the kind of shit you'd consider dancing to without copious amounts of narcotics, but whatever - this is IDM bitch, you listen to this shit and you wanna read a BOOK, cuz it's Intelligent Dance Music. That's right...music your BRAIN can dance to! Yeah, I know, pompous as fuck, but what it implies is "music for the sake of music" - not "grinding of heathen hips and blowjobs in a dirty bathroom".
But yeah, yadda yadda, techno shit basically, some fast, some really fast, some super fucking fast and like two mellow ones. But in all honesty, I haven't slept for a day, and the only thing keeping me alive at this point is a bunch of crazy fucking noise people call IDM, so hey...payin' respects. I'm so tired, I don't give a shit about shit. I see someone posted not too long ago, and here I am, stealing thunder. Do I give two fucks about shit? No. I could fight a cop right now.

WORLD WIDE ELECTRO (BUT NOT ELECTRO ELECTRO...ELECTRO ELECTRO!)

Reppin' England
SQUAREPUSHER

Before you ask why I didn't use Aphex Twin or Autechre, I'll punch you in the mouth. Even if you weren't gonna ask, I'll still punch you in the mouth just in case. Look, even my grandma knows Aphex Twin kicks ass, he's pretty much the poster boy for the IDM/breakcore scene, and Autechre, well, they're like the granddaddy of anything fast and electric, so I can't really plug them in here. Fuck, even Squarepusher is way too fucking popular for this post to be surprising, but cut me some slack...my computer is overheating from all this Internet piracy, so I'm just gonna work with what I have. Squarepusher it is then! Why? Cuz he's fucking crazy. Listen to "The Exploding Psychology".

Reppin' America
WISP

Judging by the piece I want to show you, you'd think they'd be repping Scotland. But no. They won't...stupid. They're Yanks, and they do some crazy shit. Their stuff is fast paced, although not as agressive as some other ones I wanna show you. Energized and definitely quite colorful, Wisp are a sick, sick group to listen to when you feel like you're about to hit the floor cuz shit's getting blurry from all that lack of sleep. They're like a caffeine injection, right in your stupid ear. Listen to "Beadumaegen".

Reppin' Canada
VENETIAN SNARES

Holy fuck, Canada, when'd you get balls this big? Venetian Snares hits you like a fist made out of bricks and rape, and it hurts so good. This guy shovels out some heavy beats and they're so sexy, they'll probably get you pregnant, then beat you a lot cuz you'll never be as cool as Venetian Snares. Seriously fast paced crazy ass mammojam bullshit that's essential for anyone who one day wants to die from an overdose and have a fitting soundtrack to do so. In the best sense possible, of course. Also, this guy really, REALLY hates Winnipeg. Listen to "Winnipeg Is A Frozen Shithole".

Reppin' Scotland
BOARDS OF CANADA

Alright, I'm sorry - I know I've been sucking their dicks ten ways to tuesday, but I just wanted to make an example that IDM is not all lightspeed fucking rage music...there's some nice stuff you can show to your mother. I showed BoC to mine and for the first time ever, she looked at the radio like it was actually playing music and not trying to summon the tenth son of Satan. Boards of Canada is my favorite band, yeah, and I know that you know that I know that you know, but fuck you in the ass if you deny me the pleasure of sharing their music with you because you know I'm not socially apt enough to be flirty and way too white to be cool, so eat a dick because the only way I can impress you is by showing you obscure Scottish bands that just happen to kick a lot of ass. Listen to "Dayvan Cowboy".

Reppin' Germany
ULRICH SCHNAUSS

Here's a dude who lives in Germany, which means he was basically bound to make trippy electro shit. It also means he's fairly good at it. Much like a young Norse boy is destined to one day have sex with a decapitated pig's head while playing a double-necked guitar at a legendary death metal concert in Oslo, Mr. Schnauss knows how to kick your ass in 20 different computer languages and does so good. I'll be honest, I just downloaded his shit not too long ago, and I'm really digging it. It's crazy stuff. Listen to "Medusa".

Reppin' Netherlands
KETTEL

Kettel is like that little kid that likes to draw a mustache on your favorite photo of your favorite ex girlfriend that you'll never, ever be over; innocent in his approach, deviant in his delivery. Anyone who belongs to the IDM genre must have a twisted sense of humour. This is a must. If Jandek could work a computer, he'd play IDM. Instead, he just awkwardly strums his guitar and gives you nightmares. (I love Jandek.)
Kettel is much like Jandek. But not really. At all. Kettel is a boyish little IDM musician who plays a "Sims" variant of IDM...but IDM, nonetheless, which means he must've been at least partially fueled by some demons from the Nether Realms...holy shit, NETHERlands! See!? Told you, man. I told you. Either way, Kettel is cool beans and he would definitely be my homie if he wasn't so busy being successful and talented. Listen to "Pinch of Peer".

That's all. Peace.

Real Talk Rock

Moped Stories

Dean got in a moped accident once, these guys might as well have:

WSDT Makes it to Radio

We are on the radio, well at least, we got a shout out on the radio...time to party hard. Milt Mortez dropped a minimix on chrw in London and gave a shout out to yours truly, here's the mix;
Milt Mortez Cig & Bro Minimix
Tracklisting:
milt mortez intro
depeche mode-never let me down (digitalism remix milt mortez re edit)
joachim garraud-moi y'aime bien moa (jfk + st mandrew edit)
korgis - need your lovin (laidback luke remix)
miike snow - animal (crookers remix)
nasa-money (count of monte cristal dungeon remix)
nadastrom - pussy


and to hear the radio show and shout out check this;
WSDT Radio Shout Out
and don't forget to check out the show's facebook;
Cigarettes and Broccoli

Yeah, I love you.

Who couldn't love you, all stinky and gross that you are. Like stinky, gross ass-goblins. Get out of here.

No wait! First, get your song. Then get out of here.

Made With Love, vol. 1

1 – Stampede of a Thousand Beers [made in wade mix]

Wade says he can drink a million billion beers. He says this.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555316485efce865/

2 – Ninja Vikings (And How to Feed Them) [long jon mix]

What can I say? It’s easier to make electronic music when all you got is a computer. Sure, I wanted more Asian sounds there, but then I needed more Norse stuff and, well, history gets on my nuts when it steals away so many of my wanking minutes, so I just had to settle on something harsh and dirty.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531465933ca9d8/

3 – Joe’s Beard [hairy, scary, extraordinary mix]

Every time I have a nightmare about Gruber’s beard, it always chases me to this music, each one of its follicles carrying a different item to kill me with. Once, I even saw a fucking ice cream scoop. What’s it gonna do with that?

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555314386831e014/

4 – Adam and the Magic Chocolate House [two in the pink mix]

I never told this to Adam, but this song is about the wonders of anal sex. Entirely

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555312548269bf69/

5 – My Turbo-Jet is Wet with Sweat [kristal klear mix]

Mental picture: Kris, thrusting his hips, sweat flying from his junk, spraying your face. As you can tell, I had a lot of fun making this. (This one actually hurts my ears.)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531485df6b3af6/

6 – Sex Pype [tanz franz mix]

Contrary to popular belief, Franky only SOMETIMES grabs the titty of a passed out girl.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555184628bf7e45a/

7 – Sticky Chin [rossmantic mix]

A romantic ballad of a Ross and a woman.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555346655d8671c1/

8 – Yeah, Sure (McEndowed mix)

Eric said he’d synthesize me acid with his fancy chemistry diploma. This is the theme song of trips to come.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55473964aed13de6/

9 – Schizo Suprise [skamantha mix]

My friend Sam wanted a song. She also wanted a big-ass description because a lady should be treated right and I'm a slice of dog shit and a bag of dicks for thinking it was appropriate to do such UNJUST HARM towards her, damn me to hell.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531655b8388424/

10 – Cuttington [nuhnuhnecole mix]

My friend Necole wanted a song.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/547201556b18c5a9/

11 – My Cat is Made of Metal (kimberlee stoned mix)

My friend Kimberlee would want a song. (Under debate)

http://www.zshare.net/audio/55531645dfd4df6f/

12 – Ninjas and Pirates are Best Friends (D&J mix)

My brother Dave and his friend, Johnny (Franky’s brother), NEED a song.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/555343836d791fef/

Whoever I missed I'll do later on. Do you good.
And don't take offense. Myles isn't on there, and if I hate him, what chance does anyone have? It just means that you're a difficult person to tap into. Seek help, you weirdos.

NEWLY ADDED

The official unofficial song for Myles (til I'm able to figure out something better).

I'll Show You How The World Works

Industrial Fire, for Nathan.

My buddy Jeff goes "dude, I hassled some Gypsy into selling me some crazy two hundred dollar coffee for a twenty, and I also banged this girl in the mouth and peaced." This is why I don't sing.

Winter Soccer?

Safety First

Props to Kurt for this one: