Why are pirates so great? They just ARRRRRRRRR

So everyone keeps bitching about new facebook....personally I don't care...you cried this much when your diapers were changed but once you shit in them everything was great. Well today I was finally made aware that there is shit in new facebook and it is GLORIOUS. Maybe this was on old facebook, maybe it was on cbc and I didn't watch, maybe I look like a fucking idiot for posting this years after the fact, maybe you shouldve told me about this before. Regardless, I'm telling you about it now....PIRATE ENGLISH....if you go to the bottom of your facebook page you will see an option for languages, English is likely there in blue. Click that, selection appears, find and click Pirate English and voila your life is set.