Dean Strickland

This is for Dean. The guy at the party with no shirt. He dances, he drinks, he does his thing. Yeah, it's a bit gay, but we still like him. This is for you, Dean:

*THIS JUST IN*

Dean says: "I need fucking music up there. I will kill myself."
Adam says: "True....trueeee."
Dean says: "Like im bringing my laptop but i can only charge that in bear's vagina outlets."

I was going to add more pictures, but Blogspot is being lame, so I'm just going to add quips and comments from all your friends Dean. Despite what may be written here, we still like you.

Allison tells us this great story: "ok so last saturday when dean was drunk at the kegger, on the way home he stopped at some store and bought a lottery ticket...only he didnt realise he had done this...so the next day he looked in his wallet and there was a lettery ticket for 22 million and he started coming up with what he could do with the money...this is all he could come up with:

"The first thing i'd do is get a sex change so i could have sex with myself...then when i got bored i'd change back...cause fuck i have so much money"

this is prob not funny...but it is to me cause its just so dean...and it supports the thoery that hes gay"

Wow Allison. Wow.

Kris says "I knew Dean was gay the day he told me he likes to masturbate to the movie Hairspray."

Dana's favorite Dean quote is "There wasn't really any room for you, but I suppose you could sit on my lap."

Justin says "Dean likes to give rimjobs...just like Kris." To that, I (Kris) say "I love donuts, what else can I say?"

Brain says "Dean's not going to Thunderbay, he's going to jail for a little while."

Dana also says "Sorry for grabbing your face, and making your eyes water with your unibrow hairs." A unibrow, really Dean?

Joe says "You're fucking useless."

Alex L says "Yo Dean, stay off of the muscle juice." More like man juice.

Adam says "Wednesday, Dean called every girl in his phone explaining the dollar burger was a dollar fifty...not only did he sleep alone that night, he also overpayed for his burger which was awful at best."

Alex F says " The odds of Dean going to Thundergay are a million to one." Well guess what Alex I like those odds and I put a dime down on him leaving... calculate that shit.

Vlad says: "When Dean leaves, I will be flaccid until further notice."

Kris's Mom says "I saw Dean at Subway today. He paid for his sub with his Visa. Does he have a job?"

This is all for now. If anyone wishes to add something after it's been posted you can message me and I'll get it up A.S.A.P. Until then, enjoy Dean while you have him.
Also, if by chance, Dean is eaten by a bear, or several mosquitoes at once, he would like to have Joe inherit all his shit and Foran inherit his debt.