Mixtape Monday- It's exam season

Hi. Vlad here. You know, one of the doggs taking care of this place. I'm like the dad who's always on business trips and only returns home when you're sleeping. It's tough and I miss you, my bastard children, but as of now, there's not much I can do about it. It's exam season and I've got a 10 foot, rolled up degree stuffed with tuition money hanging out of my brown - and when I'm not being sodomized, I'm contemplating building gloryholes and/or jacking off, so really I haven't got a lot of time on my hands...just semen and tears. But check it, I made a promise to my mates that I will post on every day that has the number 4 in it, and as any asshole worth his salt can tell you, if there's anything I keep, it's a promise and a sweatshop in my basement. The hard part about all of this is making an actual post that's interesting. I don't have a fancy camera and I don't live in Toronto or London or an alley or anywhere exciting. I live in Windsor where the only excitement comes from watching the explosions and giant dinosaur battles on the Detroit horizon, and that's when I'm not too busy trying to persuade the local strippers to piss on each other. Why yes, I am European. Not sure how many WSDT members actually come here as opposed to all the overzealous alcohol enthusiasts who want to belong to anything that even remotely references booze, but if there's any out there, I want you to know that this might be the only way I can reach out to you on a mass scale basis considering the fact that all you douchebags quit Myspace to slurp on some fat Facecock. For my first post, I think I'll give you an update regarding the WSDT comic. Are you ready:



I'm fleshing it out. I got loads written down, and most of it figured out, so I think I'm gonna start actually drawing it and wing all the raw parts - let it unfold on its own.

In the meanwhile, I'll throw you some links.

If you're from Leamington, here's a local writer for you to enjoy. I must warn you, though, it's not for the faint of heart. The sheer verbal abuse you'll succumb to will let you know what it felt like to be a housewife in the 50s. You'll be beaten and drained of sexual energy. If you manage to NOT cook this man a steak after the first article, I'll suck your dick.
Rants of a Ninja Viking

On the flipside, here's my shitty side project cleverly titled "Leamingtoons". Hate it already? You cocks.
Leamingtoons

Enjoy, kids.

- Uncle Vlad

(The date up there might say April 13, but the Peter Pan acid strips on my table say April 14. Seriously though, 2:14, April 14. Double whammy, bitch.)

As par Mixtape Monday here's Felix Cartal's fresh off the press NLLR mixtape. Enjoy!
Felix Cartal- NLLR Mix
TRACKLISTING:
01.Motor - "Drug Punk"
02.Junkie XL - "Zage"
03.Andy Caldwell - "Warrior (Claude Von Stroke Remix)"
04.Felix Cartal - "Vancouver"
05.Sebastien Leger & Chris Lake - "Word"
06.Sebastien Leger - "Jupiter"
07.Fukkk Offf - "I'm A Freak"
08.Lazaro Casanova - "Venganza (Felix Cartal Remix)"
09.Felix Cartal - "Moss Vs Tree"
10.Phil Kieran - "Skyhook 3"
11.Felix Cartal - "Montreal Dreams"
12.High Powered Boys - "Up Down (Acapella)"
13.John Starlight - "John's Addiction Part One"
14.Alter Ego - "Rocker"
15.Jesse McCartney - "Leavin (JFK Remix)"
16.The Cribs - "Men's Needs (Goose Remix)"
17.MSTRKRFT - "Vuvuvu"
18.Naast - "Mauvais Garcon (Yuksek Remix)"
19.LFO - "Freak (Acapella)"
20.Felix Cartal - "Parisienne"